This blog isn't cute. I'm too old to be cute. I am however, gyaru, and I am opinionated. That, according to the standards of the internet, is enough to have a blog. I've been involved in western gyaru since '05, and I know everyone who is or was anyone in the western community. You wanna know secrets? I've got your secrets. 
Eyelashes
June 12th, 2009 by Coco received 1 Comment »I was really bored today, since it decided to rain AGAIN on my day off. So I figured I would try these lashes I bought at Walgreens the other day. (I live a block away from it, ok? It’s going to get mentioned a lot.) But these things SUCKED. I tried to get them on the first time and the stupid inside ends kept coming up. I gave up that day and washed them to try again.
Those stupid little things got all gross when I washed them. They were supposed to be made of human hair, but apparently it was from someone who’s hair got gross when she washed it. No wonder they donated it to make eyelashes, not like she could get a normal job with crazy gross hair!
So I thought that today I would try again, because it’s not like I’ll be going out until later and then if anyone talks about my lashes I can act offended because I have some weird condition where my lashes reacted to water. Which will totally work because it was raining today. But I couldn’t because those stupid little things not only don’t glue down on the inside ends again, but they were sharp and pokey there and my eyes refused to tolerate that. In my anger, I tossed those freak lashes away.
At least I don’t have hair like that. Eww.
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The Walgreen’s eyelashes really do suck! I cry whenever I tried to put them on…
I have found Sonia Kashuk’s brand from Target to be the best value and comfortable for me (once I trimmed them a little).
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